My mom does all the grocery shopping

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

toodyketofunction:

Instead of ‘gay friends’ let’s call each other ‘homiesexuals’

You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via insanity-and-vanity)
Holland Roden for Troix - 20112
finding carter meme | season 1: parallel
» carter & grant: therapy session
platinumgalaxy:

Where there’s a vampire, there will be a slayer
photo by: @lanedorsey (duh)

platinumgalaxy:

Where there’s a vampire, there will be a slayer

photo by: @lanedorsey (duh)

lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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boostiels:

noctstiel:

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

woah! are bras really that expensive??

oh hun

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

me: [makes list of TV shows i should start watching]
me: [re-watches every single episode of a show i've already seen]
Hi there. My friend and I share an advice blog. We were wondering if you could possibly put in a good word for our blog (snow-flaykes)? We don't judge and we answer privately if requested.
Anonymous

yes hello i can put the word out to my 2 followers that don’t pay attention to me lol. jk i have more but still none of them pay attention to me so it probably won’t help much but hey i’m trying